Stranded on I 95

Posted by Danny This post is dedicated to my daughters who I’ve cracked on mercilously through the years for inconvenient bathroom stops. I was trapped!  Heading down I-95 North to West Virginia, it was 9 pm and I was alone.  The kids rode with the grandparents earlier that day.  I was ready for the six-hour drive, [...]

Excelling at Grief

Posted by Danny In first grade at my kids’ school, the children draw a picture of their family.  It’s a school  fundraiser.  You can get the pic put on a magnet, coffee mug, or an apron.  I think for $20 you can have it tatooed on your thigh.  The options are limitless. Our tradition is [...]

Gotta Go Right Now!

Posted by Danny Tanner Why do girls pee in their pants? I’m not using names, but hypothetically, we could have had an incident at Boston Logan airport today.  And it could have been caused by extreme laughter.  If laughing makes you pee, it’s a wonder my kids aren’t leaking all over the United States. This isn’t [...]

Privacy Please!

Posted by Danny We have five full bathrooms in our house.  Five.  Two upstairs, one in Jesse’s room, one in my room and one in the basement.  Why then does the family congregate in my private space?  When Lisa was in the bathroom, no one bothered her.  She might as well have been in Kosovo – she [...]

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