Rehearsal Dinner

Posted by Danny

It’s a Katsopolis family tradition to compose and sing a song at all familiy weddings.  Since Kenny has been like a member of the family for the past 32 years, a performance was in order. 

Here are the lyrics, written by Jesse:

(To the tune of 867-5309)

Kenny, Kenny, you need to get married

We’re here to help you we know it can be scary

We would have thought that you’d gotten over your fears

Since you’ve been dating for like 13 years


Kenny we got you a woman

You need to make her yours

Kenny don’t lose this woman


Kenny, Kenny it’s not as hard as it seems

Specially since we found the girl of your dre-ams

And I don’t mean like dreams that you’ve had before

Like the one where you played on the PGA tour


Just try it, Just try it

We really think you will enjoy

You’ll like it, you’ll like it

Even though you’re a Mama’s boy

And Katherine for you this could be a bit scary

Because his arms and hands and feet are so hairy

But there is no question who he likes the best

They only one to pass the Capon test


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  1. Jeff Simmons

     /  January 22, 2011

    FUNNY – You guys ROCK!

    • Danny Tanner

       /  January 23, 2011

      That means something coming from a man who owns a gravel business.

  2. Aunt Susan

     /  January 22, 2011

    you know Jesse you could have a career as a song writer, how about posting the one you wrote for Sallies wedding? it was awesome!

  3. paige

     /  January 22, 2011

    that was wonderful, hayes and bruce! please send my love to kenny and katherine.

  4. Mel Ham

     /  January 22, 2011

    It’s like the smother’s brothers reborn. Hayes you are quite the musician. Bow ties set the mood for sure. i am very impressed. What a gift and the crowd participation was funny too. This will be a memory for everyone..thanks for sharing…I’m glad I know both of you Mel Ham

  5. Patty Thomson

     /  January 23, 2011

    please do not quit your day jobs!! Patty Thomson


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