Posted by Danny
It’s a Katsopolis family tradition to compose and sing a song at all familiy weddings. Since Kenny has been like a member of the family for the past 32 years, a performance was in order.
Here are the lyrics, written by Jesse:
(To the tune of 867-5309)
Kenny, Kenny, you need to get married
We’re here to help you we know it can be scary
We would have thought that you’d gotten over your fears
Since you’ve been dating for like 13 years
Chorus:
Kenny we got you a woman
You need to make her yours
Kenny don’t lose this woman
K-A-TH-E-RINE, K-A-TH-E-RINE, K-A-TH-E-RINE, K-A-TH-E-RINE
Kenny, Kenny it’s not as hard as it seems
Specially since we found the girl of your dre-ams
And I don’t mean like dreams that you’ve had before
Like the one where you played on the PGA tour
(Chorus)
Just try it, Just try it
We really think you will enjoy
You’ll like it, you’ll like it
Even though you’re a Mama’s boy
And Katherine for you this could be a bit scary
Because his arms and hands and feet are so hairy
But there is no question who he likes the best
They only one to pass the Capon test
(Chorus)
The Real Fuller House 
Jeff Simmons
/ January 22, 2011FUNNY – You guys ROCK!
Danny Tanner
/ January 23, 2011That means something coming from a man who owns a gravel business.
Aunt Susan
/ January 22, 2011you know Jesse you could have a career as a song writer, how about posting the one you wrote for Sallies wedding? it was awesome!
paige
/ January 22, 2011that was wonderful, hayes and bruce! please send my love to kenny and katherine.
Mel Ham
/ January 22, 2011It’s like the smother’s brothers reborn. Hayes you are quite the musician. Bow ties set the mood for sure. i am very impressed. What a gift and the crowd participation was funny too. This will be a memory for everyone..thanks for sharing…I’m glad I know both of you Mel Ham
Patty Thomson
/ January 23, 2011please do not quit your day jobs!! Patty Thomson