Tanner Family Quotes of the Month

Posted by Danny

After seeing the Justin Bieber movie:

Michelle:  Dad.  He’s really good on the guitar.  When he was four he could play the guitar better than Uncle Jesse can now.


Michelle, at hotel in Boston:  Well, we’ve got a great view of the parking lot.


Michelle is using Stephanie’s brush on trip

Stephanie:  Did you forget to pack your brush AGAIN?

Michelle:  Yes. It’s like I always pack it, but then it’s never in there.


Michelle:   Dad, do I have a heart in my butt?

Dad:   I don’t think so, why?

Michelle:   Somethings beating down there.


Jesse:  DJ, how do you get to Kimmy’s house?

DJ:  Are you seriously asking me that question?  I don’t even know how to get to Ridge Road. (It’s a block from our house and she seriously doesn’t know how to get there).


DJ:  Uncle Jesse, do you ever eat?

Uncle Jesse:  Yep.

DJ:  Other than Nerds?


Stephanie:  K & W Cafeteria is a good restaurant but it smells like old people.  Mae and Granddaddy and Nana and Pops don’t smell like that yet.


Dad:  The teller machine is broken.  It wouldn’t give me any cash.

Michelle:  That thing gives out free money?

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  1. Sarah LF

     /  July 11, 2011

    I can attest to DJ not knowing how to get to Ridge Road! hahaha Love the rest of them. Sound very Tanner-ish. 🙂

  2. April

     /  July 11, 2011

    Stephanie, you are so Right!!

  3. Aunt Susan

     /  July 12, 2011

    glad to hear the older members of the family don’t smell like the cafeteria, yet

    sorry to hear the money machine was broken,

    gotta gloat, your at 101 and my high today is 71


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