A Christmas Carol, Day 1

Posted by Danny

Tanner family quotes from the first night of A Christmas Carol rehearsals.

• “I cannot believe it is 5:30 and you have not started your homework!  What have you been doing all afternoon?”  “Watching TV.”  “Unbelieveable!  Just unbelievable.  You’ve got thirty minutes!  Get to work!”
• “Eat quicker!”
• “Fifty-five nights!  I have lost my mind.”
• “Dad, am I an alto, soprano or second soprano?  BTW, what is a second soprano?”
• “Dad, you backed into a tree.”
• “&%$#.  I was in a hurry!”
• “I need to sit by someone who can sing well.”
• “Danny, is Jesse coming to rehearsal tonight?”  “I’m only his brother-in-law.  I do not know.”
• “Uncle Jesse sure is cranky.”
• “I haven’t sung since 1983.”
• “Is that the tenor part?”  “I just made that up.  I do that when I don’t know what we’re supposed to be singing.”
• “When they split us up into our stage families, I need to be in a gay marriage and my partner needs to be a tenor.”
• “What if they put us all in one stage family?  That would be so embarrassing.”
• “Dad, they’re going to put Michelle in your stage family because she cried at tryouts.”
• “Lisa is looking down laughing her butt off.”
• “It’s harder to sing standing.”
• “Dad, you’d be a good Scrooge.”
• “This was really fun!  I can’t wait for tomorrow.”

Posted by Danny Tanner on October 10, 2011

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