It was like a Laurel and Hardy film. Slapstick. Lucy and Ethel.
Last Wednesday I woke the girls up as I normally do. They don’t like fanfare. I simply go into the room, turn on one lamp and yell out some silly, made up gibberish, “Boodi boodi,” or “Ep non duppi duppi,” or whatever combobulation of syllables happen to enter into my head at the gosh awful hour of 6:30 AM. I am incapable of forming coherent sentences before 8 AM and even then I’m slow.
On this particular day, DJ fell back asleep. I didn’t realize it until she darted by the kitchen bar at 7:43 with the crease of her pillowcase still embedded on her left cheek. She was dressed in the same clothes she was wearing the night before when I last saw her – light gray yoga pants and a pink t-shirt.
Apparently, not long after she got to school she remembered she was to stand up in front of a group of people for some presentation. She was specifically told she should wear something nice, and not have dried droll on her face.
Pondering her options, she walked into her student government adviser’s office and noticed an open Fed Ex package on the table. It was an off white dress with bright birds printed all over. This teacher is a bird nut, and DJ had found the dress online and suggested her favorite teacher make the purchase, “It looks just like you!” The teacher had indeed followed her suggestion and ordered the item. Unfortunately it did not fit, so she had it on her desk as a reminder to toss it back in the mail.
DJ grabbed it and headed to the bathroom. It was an inexpensive outfit, DJ figured she could pay her back. Unfortunately, it was awfully short on my 5’8″ daughter, more blouse, less dress.
Being an all-girls boarding school, she ran to a friend’s dorm room and nabbed a pair of tights to help cover her booty.
DJ’s car is similar to a Wal-Mart. Along with cheese puffs, there are a plethora of shoes to choose from.
As she headed into her important meeting, she got a text, from Stephanie.
I forgot to dress up today! I’m supposed to eat lunch with an important man who supports the school. Do you have any clothes in your car?
Meet me in the bathroom after 4th period. Find some shoes.
At noon, DJ entered the bathroom in the bird dress, and Stephanie entered in sweats. Three minutes later, DJ came out in Stephanie’s pullover; Stephanie was in the fowl frock.
One girl stopped Stephanie, “Did you and your sister wear the same dress today?”
When lunch ended, they met again to return all items to their rightful owners.
My brother and I didn’t enjoy this sort of wardrobe co-opt. I was in a collard Izod; he was in a Black Sabbath tee. Neither appropriate for an all girls leadership event!